Lady Decking

When a lady garden has had the landscape gardeners in and the bushes have been removed.

Richard: Where have you been?

Polly: At the beauty parlor having lady decking installed!

by OOOOKE August 2, 2009

lady crumble

Lady crumble is a thick cheddar build up in the labia comprised of dead skin , yeast and oat milk .

Hot dam Alyssa really has a thick patch of lady crumble built up on those nickers

by Ripe March 27, 2021

Lady Wind

The passing of gas by a little lady.

Does our baby have a lady's room in her diaper?" "No, those noises you heard were just lady wind." "Oh good.

by MrsCK January 4, 2011

Lady Chatterly

A woman who talks too much

Guy 1: "Man, she talks too much."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, She's such a Lady Chatterly."

by ViolateTheOblivious January 2, 2012

Mom Lady

An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.

Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.

by Rathgnome August 12, 2021

always the lady

Sarcastically used to denote startlingly boorish behavior- generally in public.

Tom: "I'm not so sure about this place. It's nice, but potentially very snooty."

Jeanne: "Let's give it a shot. I love those wall sconces!" (Falls off chair/chokes on olive/belches loudly)

Tom: "Always the lady."

by Dainty Boy September 2, 2008

Lady Shenanigans

A community of high-spirited professional females.

I love our Lady Shenanigans community.

by LadyShenanigans May 7, 2017