horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!

When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'

by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012

Horny Kanichiwa

Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa

Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun

by JFKatDC320 July 29, 2021

Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

horny henry

Shit in a hoover, change it from suck to blow, then put it in her vagina and turn it on.

"Sandra, shall we do a horny henry tonight?" hoover henry suck blow

by Sandra&henry4ever May 17, 2016

horny gaby

you ....

gaby chill your doing it again horny gaby

by ttrtd April 26, 2017

Love Horny

A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.

Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.

by SebastianIsntOK July 24, 2021

Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.

“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”

by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022