a fucking dumbass who have a micro penis
by CheetoNUT October 23, 2019

Luke Anal is said to be extremely scary. If anyone ever lays a finger on his glasses, he will erupt into an intense rage. If you know any Luke Anals, you will either be friends with them or not...there’s NO middle ground. He enjoys people’s company, if you know what I mean and lives with trees. Other known aliases of Luke Anal are President Trunk and The Mad Rapist. The thing that worries most scientists is that Luke Anal is endangered with only 1 known Luke Anal left on Earth.
by 15-9-14-11 December 6, 2018

A very awesome guy. He helps anyone in need and always delivers. People smile when ever he walks by. He is awesome at all sports and has lots of friends
by Naruto2551 April 18, 2017

Luke Hill: Hi I’m Luke, I’m a straight white male and I have the patronus of an eagle. I can eat an entire packet of coco pops and still fit on the rides in Coney Island!
by Hellohello0601 June 2, 2018

Luke Wheelahan often known by the name Cam Tucker is a obese tottenham fan who somehow believes that they are good. He lives in a life of denial and talks so much shit. He is a dead shit and is often known to sometimes score pings in soccer. He likes to think panthers are good but he is dillusional.
by Frxnch June 5, 2019

Luke Hemmings. Does not know who he is. Is not 6'4 he is 6'2 at best. Is currently in a relationship with his dog Petunia. Also thinks this dad joke is the best dad joke ever told by Ashton Irwin, "What do you call a man with a rubber toe...Roberto."
" Hi we're 5 seconds of SummER, SummA... Hey we're 5 Seconds of SummA, and these are our dad jokes, I dOnT kNoW wHo I aM!" ~Luke Hemmings
by notthebestdrummerintheworld July 26, 2020

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021
