Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt February 26, 2018

sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears

OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!

by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022

Sworded

A newer baseball definition/unrecorded stat popularized by Trevor Bauer, it describes getting extremely jammed on a pitch and not being able to finnish a swing

"Eric Sim got jammed on a high and inside fastball"
"Joe Kelly just threw a wicked 2seamer with a crap ton of run, couldnt help but get sworded"

by Some random baseball guy February 20, 2024

Sworded

The action of being killed by a sword.

I got sworded in a fight.

by PirateTreasure July 30, 2017

Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.

Anne did some sword watching at the park

by zaitz July 10, 2016

Island Sword Fight

When two or more men get drunk on the forsaken rock known as Harsens Island urinate in the same toilet while drunk. At the same time

Defined as Bobby and Alex got so drunk last night, they recorded themselves with their little wieners out peeing in the toilet together , they called it an Island Sword Fight

by Jimmy Lahey December 28, 2024