The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018

pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.

The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

pink samuri sword swallower

someone who sucks or swallows dick.

yor a pink samuri sword swallower. or you like to swallow pink samuri swords

by gregtothew May 13, 2011

sword of comeuppance

Your willy , filth stick , penis

Dave was pissing Rich off so he smacked him round the face with his veiny “ sword of comeuppance “

by Blue waffle troubadour September 18, 2023

Sword

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a sword that is super strong and is used to kill thanos

by GreekNostalgia June 5, 2019