james southern the most loving caring person with a heat of gold if he loves you he loves u more then love its self he will never purposely hurt u and would never let anyone eles hurt u as well he will always protect u no matter what he will carry you through all your hard times and sheild u when it starts to rain he will blame himself for not being there if u do get hurt and will pick u up again to fix your heart as his handsome looks will sweep u off the ground once you get to know his personality your gonna be in heaven if there is heaven he would be an angel he is somene you always want to be around and he makes saying goodbye so hard and saying hello so easy a loyal friend and boyfriend his smile coud brighten your day up his laugh could chase away all evil his gentile personality warms you as he does have a bit of a temper but would only use it to protect you and if he trusts u he trusts u with all his heart he does what he thinks is right but also knows how to party and have fun can take bears down like no one eles can and is always up for a laugh
by james southern July 18, 2017
Slang for waffle house
by wackysoutherner December 19, 2023
When you cum in a girl's ass, then stuff pasta noodles in her butthole. You then proceed to slurp them out with a mixture of come and shit, resembling beef stroganoff.
by Brandommy March 31, 2024
When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.
Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.
by AmericanoEnchilado August 07, 2012
The art of stuffing another persons asshole with Copenhagen, preferably Southern Blend, and then giving a rim job to extract the dip, and then dipped.
by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016
Took home this gal that defined as a woman last night and got the southern surprise. Went to touch her bean and found her tree trunk.
by Bootyandbeast16 August 03, 2023
by DoItInTheSouth August 23, 2022