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Rusty Venture

An ambiguous sexual act that no one can agree upon. Originates from the child star Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture.

Those at the Urban Dictionary hypothesize that it has something to do with tubs and turkey basters.
The Alchemist: "Uh, Rust, you do realize that a 'Rusty Venture' is when you take your finger and run it around a guy's *** while you *** the guy off into his own ***."

Rusty: "What? My name is a sex act? When did that happen?"

Shore Leave: "Uh, like, in the '80s, and Al is way off. A Rusty Venture is when you 69 and you fill each other's *** with *** and then you turn over and blow *** into each other's ***"
by Young Sheezy November 24, 2010
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The Rusty Bower

The Rusty Bower is the latest and greatest sex position that's sweeping the nation.

In order to perform said position, you need to do the following.

1) Get a can of PBR
2) Get a girl
3) Position yourself in the Captain Morgan pose (standing up with one leg in the air)
4) With PBR in hand, bend her over and start going to town.
Ross wanted to try a new sex position, so he grabbed a PBR and gave her the Rusty Bower
by Hawkeye91 February 26, 2010
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Rusty T

see "Rusty Trombone"
the act of a woman (or man) eating a man's ass while giving him a reach around.

Also refered to as "Rusty Trom"
As uttered many times by the '03 class in the halls of GM "RUSTY T"!!! "Ryan gave Corey a Rusty T"
by OX October 14, 2003
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Rusty Venture

(n.)

1. When you take your finger and run it around a guy's ass hole while you jack the guy off into his own asshole.

2. When you 69 and you feel eachother's mouths with cum, then you turn over and fill eachother's assholes with the cum.

3. What you do is you take a scuba snorkel and you put your dick in the wee bendy mouth part, then you snake the other end right up your back gadras. Then you just grab the middle of that snorkel and your fucking your own ass and pulling of your crank at the same time and you're spending your own jacksey! Now THAT is a Rusty Venture!**

**A.K.A. A double frog-man

4. When you fist the guy and you open up your hand inside his asshole (he has to be laying down), and whatever you come out with you rub on his dick.

5. A straight move: You take a girl out to dinner and you don't let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick and you rub it on her back.**

**Note: This is simply a Rusty. In order for it to be a Rusty Venture you must eat whatever is rubbed on her back without using your hands.

6. When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

7. No where near as good as an Action Johnny.
I totally had a Rusty Venture last night..
by sexylexic November 25, 2010
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Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.
"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."
by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008
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rusty hook

This is where one person inserts his finger inside his own rectum, as if to cover it in feces, and then sticks it in someone else's mouth and pulls on the victim's cheek, as if the person is being fish hooked.
On the Jackass DVD 4-Disc Box Set, Jeff Tremaine talks about how Ryan Dunn gave him a rusty hook, and during a photo shoot, you could see feces in Tremaine's teeth.
by Jesse Morton December 12, 2008
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Rusty Rakow

Jamming a toothbrush into a male's anus and then brushing your teeth with said toothbrush.
Yo dawg i had such a tasty Rusty Rakow last night from my roomate...Meow
by Bearcat February 7, 2007
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