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Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Henry "Alternate" Cavill: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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equity release

Equity release—or "give us your house"—is a means of borrowing some of the value of your home without having to sell it, and usually without having to make any repayments so that the interest compounds rapidly. Sometimes known as a lifetime mortgage. The more reputable lenders (for a given value of 'reputable') guarantee that the total debt will never exceed the value of the property, which is big of them; the less reputable will take your estate for as much as they can after you fall off your perch.
I borrowed 65K through equity release on my house seven years ago, and it's already doubled. At this rate there will be nothing left for my kids.
by Beermat November 8, 2017
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Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
Katiuska Allison Castro: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 《¤》deplorable`~`Deplorable《¤》: The First Juvenile Release (V-Line)
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025
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Water Bucket Release

A finishing blow to end off an intimate sex session. This first begins as sexual intercourse while wearing a turquoise shirt and jeans. When you’re about to buss, immediately jump up into the air as you yell “Water Bucket Release!” at the top of your lungs, and begin expelling every bodily fluid possible onto your partner as you land on them. This includes semen, saliva, snot, urine, blood, sweat, tears, vomit, and possibly even breast milk. If the following are done all at once, please get some fucking help.
Ex. Ryan came home furious after failing his muntology quiz, so I hit him with a Water Bucket Release to help him cool off. He seemed much better.
by The Muntologist July 9, 2025
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