DavIT (aka Pablo) Move

As an IT professional you have to neatly hide the computer cables in the gutters under the desk.
When the end-user returns, keep as still as possible under the desk and wait until she moves her chair and you are almost with your head between the female Döner, then say hello and wait for her reaction.

DavIT has to neatly tidy up the computer connection cables at a handsome employee's desk. The Employee is not in the desk. DavIT is under the desk when the employee returns, he does the DavIT (aka Pablo) Move. Which means he keeps himself as still as possible and waits for the employee to sit down and pull the chair up.

His head sits to very short distance from her female Döner.

Then he suddenly says hello and anxiously awaits her reaction, will she open her legs or will he get a knee in the face.

by EBG2025 January 30, 2025

El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo

NOUN: A supposed vampiric leader born in the late 17th century. This high-class, all-evil woman speared men with her spears that she obtained from fellow temptresses Elize and Amara. A fairly tempermental lass, she resides today in the world...somewhere...

ADJ:
1a.To have the most rad personality in the world.

2a.To be the biggest loser known to man.

1b.MY GOD, you're so El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo I can't believe it!

2b.I'll be darned if my mum isn't the biggest El Diablo no Franchesco le Pablo.

by Han Djob July 23, 2005

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.

by captain ! January 25, 2024