Pastor Position

the act of sexually penetrating anyone (usually your partner) whenever and/or where they least expect it

"man, uncle Rey Rey really pulled a pastor position at grandma's funeral last night"

by Dr_Glue May 12, 2020

Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.

Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.

by Bl4ke September 28, 2017

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

The Amy Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies in which 3 people perform the eiffel tower position and the rest of the participants play limbo under the middle of the eiffel formation. This position was dubbed the Amy Position due to the shape of the eiffel tower resembling the letter A for Amy. The Amy Position can also be used in other sex positions found in orgies such as the Sienna Position.

"Hey Sienna want to join us in doing the Amy Position that we're going to do in the orgy this Saturday?"
"Darn tooting Amy, i'd love to"

by fnv2010 February 13, 2025

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.

Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!

by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021