Pet Brush

a word used in the place of almost any noun.

Dude, do you have another pet brush?
Yeah bro, its in the pet brush on the counter.

by blulip.for.life August 15, 2011

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Pit Pet

The slang term or name for someone who submits to their partner by way of worshiping their armpits.

A pit pet refers to the submissive role, and as such the dominant partner may lead the interaction by way of play-force or request.

A pit pet will often find arousal either in the mere act of submission, or an armpit fetish may come into play.

Mary is my little pit pet. Every time I raise my arms, she blushes. Like a good pit pet, I’ll pull her nose into it and she just moans and trembles.

by Ticklechambers March 3, 2023

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Teacher's Pet

The teacher's pet is like satan. they will remind the teachers about homework and you will want to murder him

Teacher's Pet: TEACHER YOU FORGOT OUR HOMEWORK!!!
Tod: SHUT THE FUCK UP BRO

by Jesus Christ?! March 9, 2023

Pet favorite

Something that you really love, even though you don't necessarily have a good or objective reason for it.

It might not be objectively the best, but it's one of your personal favorites.

Scooby Doo is one of my pet favorite shows. I know it's not always the most well-written, but I just think it's so much fun.

by PotatoDistributor February 2, 2023