pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015

The Next Pet Rock

quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.

She's always thinking of ways to come up with the next pet rock.

by postmenopausal August 13, 2015

petting the deer

Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company

Dick skulked off into the woods with Danny to photograph him petting the deer.

by tian647 August 28, 2013

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

Pet Man

A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.

Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.

by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022

pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking

Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis

by Austin2400 February 6, 2017

Pet-Cucked

The act of someone making a pet love them more than their owner

"I have seen Sam's dog with Isabelle a lot lately"
-"Are you suggesting..."
"Yes, I think Sam is being Pet-Cucked"

by CosmicPond January 8, 2020