Night splash

The unwanted spray from the urine hitting the rim of the toilet seat and going on your bare feet or legs during a late night night pee..
'Lad, had horrid night plash last night, got up at 3 this morning for a pee in my boxers, ended up having all over my thight'

'shocker mate, worst feeling, makes ur blood boil...night splash...wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 08, 2009
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night cardio

I'm in shape because im always doing cardio at night.

Jimmy is always doing night cardio. Jimmy is a savage.
by Jakethesnake1234 February 14, 2017
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night hampster

A person who is intoxicated at a late hour, and is crawling in order to get from one place to another.
While walking by the pub, I noticed a night hampster failing to cross the street, and reeking of vodka.
by Night hampster June 29, 2017
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Goon night

Good night, but like… fuck off.
Goon night Harry.

Goon night bitch.
by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019
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Dr. Night

A hypothetical (as of 2010) M-version of a hypothetical (") BMW car (the 4-series). This vehicle would be the high-performance version of the 'baby 6' coupe. However, because the existence of coupe versions of the 3-series, it is highly unlikely that a 4-series--let alone an M-version within the 4-series range--will emerge in the near to medium-term.
Suzzy: That was a sweet BMW M4 I just saw passing by.
Dr. Night: Really Suzzy? That's amazing, considering such a car does not yet exist. You dumbfuck.
by Dr. Night Lives April 28, 2010
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Night Jack

When you are a beautiful daytime man who is productive and sweet but at night your horniness kicks in. You fall asleep after failing to have your sexual needs met and wake up jerking off. Your roommate is so confused but delighted to know at least someone is getting off in the old apartment.
Dane: Last night? I don’t know what came over me…
Cait: Yea you turned into Night Jack for sure.
by JoleneAndJojoKissing February 01, 2022
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Train night

Tradition passed through a sorority where you spend a night at a fraternity and you come back very hoarse.
She used her lack of a gag reflex to her advantage on her sorority’s train night.
by Tnew489 January 24, 2020
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