by Henryjohanssen March 05, 2014
Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 09, 2021
Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?
Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"
Guy 1: "Smart Choice"
Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass August 16, 2008
A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.
by Midnight horn April 19, 2017
adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
by Kyle S.. December 16, 2010
by Mulfy October 21, 2021
"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
by Hugaboom March 08, 2016