midnight dicking

A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.

my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking

by conrad99 April 4, 2021

Midnight soul

A person with a restless soul that craves adventure and freedom

“As she got into her car, she could feel her midnight soul shake as it anticipated the adventure ahead”

by That one know it all December 16, 2020

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Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sons

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Midnight Mongrel

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.

watch out on your way home there’s midnight mongrels all around this area!

by GooberJigga March 30, 2025

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.

I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.

by silverseal September 19, 2011