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Juan

A guy who is amazing and you would find yourself lucky if you know one because Juan’s can be your bff’s.If you have a boyfriend or like someone named Juan never let them go. Juan’s kisses may be the best ones since their soft and gentle. Also if you are loved by a Juan you are very lucky. Juan’s hugs are the best ones in the world.So if you see a Juan outhere never miss a chance to be part of their life.
ex:“Omg!!! You see that Juan he is gorgeous
by isangelina2476 May 3, 2018
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Juan

Total bitch. He is always fucking around with you and he talks the most shit even though he got no hoes. Sometimes he’s cool but most of the time he’s kinda gay.
“Fucking Juan keeps stealing my shit, the other day he said I was ugly like nigga, the bitch got no hoes!”
by 1.3.4-1 August 11, 2020
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Juan

A little bitch who is always depressed, he never wants to get his shit together and sleeps in closets and on couches.
“Hey do you know juan?”

“That depressed kid who sleeps in a closet and in his living room?”
“Yeah❤️“
by stankrat500 June 2, 2020
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Juan Bellesito

A mysterious Hispanic man, said to have come from Mexico or Costa Rica. He is an on the run serial killer. He looks skinny fat and wears and1 athletic shorts.
Have you heard of Juan Bellesito
Who the fuck is that??”
by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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juan ruiz

juan ruiz will probably be drafted in the NBA.
by 2kbeasttttttttt July 22, 2017
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Juan Noodle

When a roofer throws a bowl of noodles on their partner as he climaxes and screams “Call me Juan!”
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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