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Jose Tañada

Jose is a great big dick man. He has a lightsaber that could light up any room he walks into. Something about his smile is so mesmerizing it just gets me going. He's a great kisser with his soft and voluptuous lips. His great selection of clothing includes his tight show giving khakis and his ugly Christmas sweater that isn't so ugly anymore after he puts it on. His energy is like a golden retriever. Everyone deserves a Jose in their lives.
Person 1: "OMG is that Jose Tañada??"
Person 2: "DILF ALERT, DILF ALERT!!"
by DilfLover102 November 23, 2021
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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Jose Figueroa

A man whose care makes you feel as light as a feather. He is calm, pure hearted, and charming — but he is also cunning, foxlike, even. Despite his selfish nature, he extends his selfish nature to you, and over time, teaches you how to place value in who you are — not who you wish to be, who you were, or who you believe you should be. He is special, one of a kind, and dark — but only externally. His darkness is a shield from what he carries within, and it is the brightest, most precious, purest light you can bear witness to. He is distant with those whom he cares for the most, and he is protective of his own time and fun. He is forever the best person I’ve ever met.
Jose Figueroa is very attractive
Jose Figueroa knows who wrote this
by dreamerog123 August 2, 2025
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