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person 1: nothing

person 2: nothing
by Daner WJ YT September 7, 2020
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felt nothing

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.
I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.
by ice6969 April 14, 2022
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Nothing

Something that is impossible. Like how everyone says 'Nothing' is impossible ". Therefore nothing is something that is impossible.
Person A: Watcha doin?
Person B: Nothing.
Person A: IMPOSSIBLE!
by JustYourLocalHuman July 28, 2020
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Nothing

Nothing can never be nothing. I personally wrote an entire short story about it, (I love to write), and that was the best thing I ever made. Anyways, nothing is nothing...but it's also something. Whenever I was younger some people in my class would say things like, "I'm doing nothing right now!" and crap like that. I'm only ten now but I figured out that nothing is something special. You can never be thinking about nothing or doing nothing. If your standing there doing "nothing" your still standing and still breathing and all. And if you're thinking about "nothing", your brain is still thinking about breathing and random crud. So nothing should be considered something special. Even if you were "truly" doing nothing, since we have defined nothing that makes it something, so you would still be doing something. Like if you were thinking of nothing, you are technically still thinking about something; even without me going deep into it, it still means something. A chair is something right? So its something, but its also a chair. So nothing is something, but its also nothing. In reality nothing (the thing), does not exist in this galaxy. Maybe in another universe or dimension... but not this one.
"Nothing could've made her more happy than that."

"In order to fall asleep at night, I think of nothing." (incorrect)
"Nothing is something... but it's also nothing." -Me (correct)
by A^Random^Person June 14, 2022
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BUTT NOTHING

An ECOLINOMINIST as a real TIGHT ASS.
You must have been constipated as a CHILD DR. SARAH as BUTT NOTHING came from your CRYSTAL STAR slot machine either as your PARCHMENT did not yield a penny either and by the way there was no water to be found WINDWARD.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 30, 2021
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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.
Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."
by von groovy June 20, 2024
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Quadruple-or-nothing

The way of saying if you win this you can redeem your chance of the original bet.
I beat him quadruple-or-nothing so now i can retry the original bet
by Cryptic_Merc March 23, 2024
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