Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child
Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast January 20, 2016
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Hooker Sugar

Alright mate, wanna Chuck to £50 for some hooker sugar
by Fanny wetter June 01, 2021
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Emotional Hooker

Someone who is always there for someone else in their time of emotional need but after they make someone else feel good they are thrown to the side and forgotten.
I feel like an emotional hooker the way my ex just kept me to make her feel better and then left me whenever I needed the same support .
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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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hooker diet

(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”

My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023
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Hooker lamp

A lamp that can be turned on by capacitive touch on any of the lamp’s surface.
Hey, you go on a date with Tiffany?

Yeah man, she had a hooker lamp on her bedside table!

Sick bro!
by Fleeble_ June 17, 2024
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