hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

hooker toes

What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.

(friend) I'm gonna break your pencil.
(you) dirty hooker toes

by NyTsUj April 12, 2011

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Hooker Grease

A mixture of tar, gasoline, lube and semen commonly found on prostitutes.

The hooker grease helped the prostitute squeeze her way through the bathroom window whilst running from the cops.

by Hooker4LifeBiotch July 13, 2012

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Frosty the Hooker

Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....

“Bro Frosty the Hooker gave me a chillin relief last night”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Hooker Kebab

A synonym for stilletos. I've heard that term repeatedly from Julie Bowen on the Jimmy Kimmel show.
youtube.com/watch?v=lyEHS2KDcRM

(Showing her stilletos) "Is this like hooker kebab?"

by Osmone Everony March 6, 2020