Taking a blow up doll and making it look like frosty the snowman, then you shove your dick in its mouth so it’s giving you a blow job, and when your done make sure to tip frosty for his hard work....
by Count Cockula October 09, 2019
What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.
by NyTsUj October 02, 2010
by Delorisgreen August 13, 2015
Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.
Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:
-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed
by Caesar Dressing October 08, 2019
Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.
*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**
*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**
1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.
2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.
2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.
by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022
by Junior Jelly Giant June 05, 2018
Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
by Vaginas are gross August 05, 2022