april fools day

You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.

A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then

by cows are better than humans May 27, 2018

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak January 3, 2009

Break ya self fool

break ya self fool is a term Gs say when they tryna get da money/robbery

Break ya self fool, then the person who is bein robbed will give the person who is robbin them they money or get hurt

by IamBig$hotta September 7, 2019

bloomal fool

A bloomal fool is a term used by the infamous Craig Jackson to describe a major fool

Yous are bloody bloomal fools

by Bloomal fool September 24, 2016

no fools we’re cool

a group of people are to “cool” for you

melvin- yo bro wassup

kevin- ew no fools we’re cool

by hip.sartorius.15 November 20, 2019

As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be

As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022

Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.

He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.

by hiwaychild July 18, 2018