green eggs and ham

A man paints his nuts and butt cheeks green, and then sits on someones face, being sure to press both the nuts and the butt cheeks on their face.

Hey Mabel, get out the green paint and close your eyes, you're getting green eggs and ham!

by vecima October 2, 2006

eggs

Chicken abortates served as food.
Or call them liquid chickens.
Basically a lot of vegetarians still eat them despite the fact they came out of a bird's cloaca.

I'd like some eggs over-easy, and though I'm a vegetarian, I'm pro choice.

by Lute September 16, 2005

Green Eggs and Ham

When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.

I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.

by WhiteNinja1077 July 29, 2011

bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'

She's got sweet bacon 'n eggs

by Kazman December 20, 2004

Eggs: the final assault

When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.

Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?

by Barry June 4, 2004

eggo rofl

its just another one of those 'lol' or 'rofl' words such as roflcopter or lolocaust. i just made it up today and it was funny. lolocaust

hey did u see that n00b get pwned?! yea it was hilarious!! Eggo rofl!! Lolocaust!!

by mattdamien March 16, 2008

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016