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distance docking

When you’re having a threesome with a girl and your boy, you take the back end and your boy takes the front end. You are both distance docking. Park that boat.
Dude, are we distance docking tonight or what?
by SL1NK June 29, 2024
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cross-docking

When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.
Yo man want to hangout? Nah dude, Noel is coming over, but we can go cross-docking after!
by MjizzleandCblu July 16, 2016
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Croc docking

The act of shitting in a croc, freezing is recommended but not absolutely necessary. Then inserting the pre-docked croc into the participants vagina or anus
Hey Sheila get over here, I've just shat in your croc. Shall I'll freeze it and save it for later, or do u fancy a warm croc docking??
by Therake1991 January 1, 2025
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speed docking

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.
"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"
by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011
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Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.
I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.
by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025
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Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.
Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!
by TheMackDaddy June 8, 2022
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Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.
Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.
by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018
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