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Cop: Cop stands for "Cockmongoling Overdressed Pigs."

The Law: The Law stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker." The Cops enforce the law; fucking pigs.
Cop: It's my duty to be a "Cockmongoling, Overdressed Pig." I help enforce the law because it's my job.

Me: You know what L.A.W stands for? It stands for "Lulzworthy, Assholic Wanker."

Cop: You're under arrest for indecent language.

Me: Fuck You!

Cop: Put your hands behind your back.

Me: Cool! 2 definitions in 1.
by wills0 June 21, 2010
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Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.
Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?
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definition

Yo, from the first to the last of it, delivery is passionate.

The whole and not the half of it, vocab and not the math of it.

Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin shit.
Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd, lawd have mercy
All nice and decent crew, follow me now, we say
Say Hi-Tek yes you're ruling hip-hop
Say J. Rawls yes you're ruling hip-hop
Redefinition say you're ruling hip-hop
Say Black Star come to rock it non...
by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010
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definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.
i shall procede in doing a definectimy
by tom November 26, 2003
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Defenestration

Noun. (defenestration) the act of throwing something or someone out of a window
Verb. (defenestrate) to throw something or someone out of a window
The different degrees of defenestration correspond with the number of floors the victim has to fall.
from latin:
de-down
fenestra-window
(defenestration from three stories)
Tyrone: Woah! Jaheed's so angry he just threw dat' ho out da' window!
La-a:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! (splat)
Jaheed: Defenestration in da' third degree ho'!
(sentence
Sometimes a suicide by jumping out of a window isn't really suicide but actually defenestration to commit murder.
by The #1 Defenestrator January 24, 2013
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A Published Definition

A rare occurrence when an Urban Dictionary Editor approves a user's definition.
Hopefully this definition is a published definition.

A published definition is more rare than the holy grail.
by Mysterion3452 December 30, 2013
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Why did my definition get rejected?

So, you searched this because your definition got rejected, so it was probably bad. So, maybe try and make good ones.
Person 1: Why did my definition get rejected?
Person 2: I don't know, make better ones I guess?
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