Gelatinous cube

A living cube of ooze that engulfs everything. Sounds better when you say it in a British accent.

Hym "They're like a gelatinous cube. They engulfed us."

Iam "Heh, I suppose we need to use an instant or a sorcery card to get ourselves out"

Hym "Ha! I suppose we do! But if they're running blue/black they probably have a bunch of counter cards."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

Gook Cube

A Kia Soul or other boxy Asian car, especially if it has been modded.

Have a look at that gook cube with the fart can and anime decals... Ugly as hell!

by am_eggroll December 14, 2019

4 Cubed

Four feet tall, four feet wide, and four hundred pounds.

This tinder chic had a gorgeous profile pic. But the gal that showed up for the date for 4 cubed / 4³.

by Metroporter02 April 05, 2019

3D Colored Cubes

Catch-all term for all of the nonsensical bullshit spewed by business consultants and middle managers.

Speaker: As you can see from this diagram, an exponential ROI can be realized from our rapid adoption of this strategy.
Me: Fuck me. More 3D Colored Cubes from the boneheads downtown.

by geekmalone August 19, 2020

Whole Ice Cube

Usually what the gays refer to as a condom full of tang.

“I ate a whole Ice cube after he finished, on accident, and it hasn’t came out.”

by PFC Pepnipz April 18, 2021

Ice Cube

A crazy mother fucker from around the way

Ice Cube would like to say, That I'm a crazy Mutha fucka from around the way!
-Ice Cube On the N.W.A song "Gangstga Gangsta"

by Krak Hed September 09, 2020

Ice cubes

Ice cubes are a type of sugar dude but it's not made of sugar nah sucker it's made of water. It's that simple.

Georgie: Eleanor can you get my some ice cubes with my kool-aid?

Eleanor: yea sure thing man.

by Heartlybunny December 17, 2023