by Ergosum April 06, 2016
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying event — either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Bacon PTSD is recognized by the subject having witnessed or experienced a loss of bacon so undeniably soul shattering that the act of cooking bacon causes cold sweats or anxiety and even flashbacks to the event in question.
Jason is suffering from Bacon PTSD after his doggo, Holmes, began to develop the habit of jumping up on the counter to eat the freshly cooked bacon whenever Jason wasn't looking. Now, the thought of making bacon for breakfast or even a delicious deli sandwich haunts Jason with the fear of becoming riddled with burn marks from bacon grease only to find that he is unable to eat his hard-earned bacon. Jason is so messed up from Bacon PTSD that he considered getting rid of his doggo so he can eat bacon in peace once more.
by claymøre August 27, 2018
Jeff: Woah, dude, what's that outside the window?
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
Bill: Holy shit, it's a bacon tornado! Get under the table!
by Michi Murha April 20, 2011
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by Professor Ver E. Orny July 09, 2003
Used to define one's extraordinary large or thick penis. Originates from the thickness of the breakfast meet it's named after. Meat being another slang for penis.
by justin March 27, 2005
To arrive at a party, gig, or any social event after the police have raided or stopped it from continuing.
We arrived at the party with more beer but we were bacon late.
The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
The band was supposed to play another song, but it's too bacon late.
by RayBanRay June 26, 2010