a male fat cuban, normally found in chathour wearing a fake wig and teeth, preys on under aged kids and crys when rejected
by tylolex July 2, 2016
Get the chuck ragemug. An ungodly El Niño with the force of a Chuck Norris round house kick leaving global weather patterns, coral reefs, and California in complete annihilation.
Dude 1: Yo, you hear about the Chuck Niño this year?
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.
Dude 2: Yeah man, whatever dumbass California prayed for an El Niño this year is going to wish they had never been born.
Dude 1: Fucking bootsy.
by surfingmantis October 27, 2015
Get the Chuck Niñomug. My gay brother’s birthday party is tonight. Lets go in the alley and get him a CHUCK CAWLEY to bang, as a gift
by Real BS April 8, 2023
Get the chuck cawleymug. You're walking down the street, suddenly you feel imense pain in your face. Meanwhile, 3000 miles away, Chuck Norris is merely thinking of a time he round house kicked one of your decendants.
If at first you don't suceed then don't try parachuting. This is not a definition, Chuck Norris hate that I have to fill in the blanks. Thanks for the hassle.
by Harry2151 December 16, 2008
Get the chuck norrismug. Chuck Norris is a puss.....
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
*Urban Dictionary* The writer of this definition was unable to finish due to Chuck Norris finding out what he was about to write.
He wasn't 'killed'... there is no word for what Chuck Norris did to him...
by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. chuck norris doesnt t bag he potato sacks.
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
chuck norris can unscramble an egg.
Q: Why doesnt chuck norris have a refflection?
A: Because the mirror is smart enough not to get in between two chuck norrises.
chuck norris used to have a twin, then he ate him.
chuck norris loves you.
chuck norris invented the beard.
it isn't over til chuck says it's over u fatass bitch!
by The Mighty Gurganshlaga June 1, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The appropriate response when someone tells you a far-fetched story that sounds like total bullshit. Said facetiously and with laughable amounts of sarcasm. Similar to "Ok there, bud!" or "Cool story, bro!". The "Chuck" part of the expression is said to have come from Chuck Norris, who was pretty badass. Because of this, the expression is usually uttered by a listener following a totally fake story about feats of skill, strength, smarts, etc.
Guy 1: "K so I drop kicked a guy in the face while he was attempting to mug a chick, and then i saved her baby from falling off of the building. I then went inside of her apartment and railed her soooo hard."
Guy 2: "Ok, Chuck! That's total shit!"
Guy 2: "Ok, Chuck! That's total shit!"
by Disco Stu number 2 December 4, 2010
Get the Ok, Chuck!mug.