taylor swift

the manifestation of all basic white girls out there

"Do you like taylor swift?"
"No I'm not a 13 year old white girl"

by tempted1 December 11, 2023

swift denial

Hasty denial of one's actions or words that can cause a surprise or disbelief.

The swift denial of a law enforcement officer on information about a city mayor being involved in drugs has raised the eyebrows of some police and government officials.

by UpiCha December 17, 2016

taylor swift

mid blonde auntie who fell off... but still would lowk 👅💦

taylor swift fell off
what happened to the taylor i used to love?
stop making cringe songs ur 35
mature up instead of gaslighting white women

by daddy bright October 5, 2025

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"

Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024