Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

Special Forces Wannabe

a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.

Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?

You mean Hawley?

Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.

Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe

by ladybug09 November 13, 2013

Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out

The iconic line that both Mark Lee (NCT 127) and Zhāng Yìxīng (Lay) sing in "Let's Shut Up & Dance" by Jason Derulo ft. NCT 127 and Lay, which is also a total bop.

Come and show me somethin’, come on, come on
Jamaican girls wanna blow it down, my asian girls wanna work it out
Turn around, don't talk shh, hush ma

by newtonwonnie February 25, 2019

Wannabe

Annoying blonde girl called Hannah...

Hannah:"Got any good bands i havent heard of?"
Me:Fuck off wannabe.

by Iron eddie April 29, 2005

wanna be emo

A person who in them selfs believes they are emo but are really just a wanna be emo, alot like beng.

Oh golly, Beng is such a stupid wanna be emo, Silly silly person

by Richard_samuels2132 November 19, 2006

wannabe paki

wannabe paki is a person that tries to act like a badass paki

mofo tryina act all bad he's a fukin wannabe paki he aint gangsta for shit

by mujahideen786 June 29, 2006

Wanaka

A wanker who is obsessed with (or believes they are part of) Japanese culture.

'The anime festival sucked - no cute asian girls, just wall-to-wall wanakas'.

'Hah! Cindy bought an "authentic" samuri sword online. Man, she's such a wanaka'.

Also, Gwen Stefani may be considered a wanaka.

by Desci February 23, 2006