Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.

After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.

by LeilaSP July 30, 2019

Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

Extreme Coin Toss

One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.

I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.

by DailyXanDefinitions May 2, 2021

Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol

“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”

by Michael Flex July 17, 2018

Chuckwalla Basket Toss

When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.

I gave my wife the good ol' Chuckwalla Basket Toss last night.

by Meatball78 September 1, 2014

ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.

Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss

by Gayke123 December 2, 2022