Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

A sexual position where a woman who is seated in front of two standing men grabs hold of their penises and vigorously masturbates them.

My bro and I picked up a super-fly chick at the bar last night. She said she was cool for anything, so we recommended a Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

by boxerbriefs69 September 15, 2010

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Extreme Coin Toss

One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.

I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.

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Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019

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Tossing your cookies

The acting of vomiting, or feeling nauseous, usually when drunk.

After a hectic night of drinking, the alcohol you may have consumed may have left you feeling nauseated and on the verge of tossing your cookies.

by LeilaSP July 30, 2019

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Tactical Turd Toss

A self defense method to be used if you are on the toilet during an attack or invasion. You first stand up, grab hold of your tactical turd, then proceed to toss your tactical turd at the attacker or uninvited guest.

I was in The Oval Office when I heard a windoe break, I didn't have a weapon so I did a Tactical Turd Toss and sent that would be robber running covered in shit.

by CheeseGrater621 August 26, 2022

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