Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Docking

To light a cigarette off of an already lit cigarette.

We resorted to docking after losing the lighter.

by Clerbert November 29, 2025

Blood Docking

Blood Docking is the act of inserting a penis into a woman’s vagina while she is on her period without thrusting.

She was on her period so to keep the mess down, we just ended up blood docking.

by Holeshooter December 18, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax in the meat marinating it from the inside.

Me and my friend Owen tried holiday docking a prime rib and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax marinating it from the inside.

Me and Owen tried holiday docking the prime rib this year and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

hickery dickery dock in this cock

its cold in here

maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️

by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

Dry dock

Taking a crap with a turd so long it comes out of the water and lays on the side of the bowl.

I took a shit so big I dry docked that turd.

by Jay Bird 42 February 23, 2025