A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
Get the Christophemug. He is a caring guy that loves the girl Theresa because she is really cute pretty and funny and caring she makes him laugh when he needs it
by Sjkdbdjdn June 9, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Christopher Flores is the best person in the world, he's perfect in every way and I'm so lucky to have met him
by Webingo November 28, 2021
Get the Christopher Floresmug. The don cinalli. noth side Pontiacs most devoted community leader and influencer of creative craftsmanship and unity
by Donesto January 16, 2024
Get the Christopher snidermug. The love of my entire life and soul. The most amazing loving and caring and handsome man I’ve ever come across. He is my life saver and my soulmate and the man who I’m going to spend the rest of my entire being with. ❤️❤️❤️
by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021
Get the Dylan Christopher Thomsenmug. by Thebiggestboce November 29, 2023
Get the Christopher heavymug. Does like to sing in the shower
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"
#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"
#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
Get the Christopher Proctormug.