Soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit

Something that is really unfair

"Man this is a soggy asshole ridden infestation of bullshit"

by Ballmanhood November 12, 2020

cunt ass mother fucking bullshit

Its your mom

WOW SHE GIVES ALOT OF CUNT ASS MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT

by cookie DUUUUUUUUUDE July 21, 2017

"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.

Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".

by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.

1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit

by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021

Bullshit

The concept that you can only love someone once you love yourself

What do you think of the idea that you can only love someone once you love yourself?

It’s bullshit. I hate myself but I still love my mom??

by Shimmermoon01 July 9, 2019

Bullshit

religion

Karen keeps talking bullshit, she says God created the universe.

by 23angryKarens December 9, 2018