pretzel twisted

When a person consumes a large mixture of alcohol and marijuana, they become so throwed and twisted that they resemble a pretzel.

"Yo brooo this Henny and blunt got me pretzel twisted"

"I'm down to see Jumanji tonight...but only if we get pretzel twisted first"

by Norman_Chad December 26, 2017

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Twist a Bowl

When a girl tells a guy she inconspicuously likes having threesomes with men.

Susan really wanted to twist a bowl after the sun went down.

by Hehe 69 November 18, 2019

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handlebar twist

When you are sucking on a dick and using both hands in a twisting motion

Yeah Steph hit me with that handlebar twist last night

by Alan Shaft August 12, 2024

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Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck

Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker

by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021

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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

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this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.

both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '

by nishishishi June 9, 2019

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