sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.

Anne did some sword watching at the park

by zaitz July 10, 2016

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Sucks

it just sucks, every one agreed it sucks, F-, so now i belive it sucks

mom,

wut.

the legend of zelda: four swords sucks, i want breath of the wild

nope.

bruh.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Thailand sword fight

when you get two lady boys from thailand and watch them sword fight while masterbaiting and finish on the winnner ( thailand sword fight )

i went on a vacation and did a Thailand sword fight

by huckle berry February 27, 2025

mii sword fighter

the worst of the 3 mii fighters in smash ultimate and smash 4

person 1:bro you use mii sword fighter? he sucks
person 2: no man he's actually

by Lord Skull September 22, 2021

sword

1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust

2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword

3: (noun) A dick

1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.

2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.

3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.

by zombieman132 January 5, 2014

The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020