a Stephens

A quick nap, normally taken sitting upright at your desk.

I'm so tired, I think I need to take a Stephens.

by NotNoddy December 18, 2013

Stephens City, VA

A small town in northern Virginia that is really not a city at all, but a tiny, boring, culture-less town. Tends to eat away at the souls of inhabitants until they can hardly picture leaving the monotony of the greater Winchester area. Made national news when some guy purposely blew up his house. T-Pain once came within six miles of town, when he visited the (equally monotonous and pathetic) Appleblossom Mall.

Also known as "the Gritty," "Stephens Gritty," and "shithole".

Little Girl: "Mommy, why does everyone in this Food Lion look like they have given up on life?"

Mom: "Because we're in Stephens City, VA, sweetie! If anyone offers you candy just start screaming."

by MCmastaCHIEF December 23, 2010

StephenSka

To be a dumbass, especially if you are from ZARP. - Don't be a StephenSka

This StephenSka just RDM'd me wow what an absolute mong

by - Best TTT Player Alive February 10, 2021

Rusty Stephens

When you stick your own finger up your rusty wagonwheel

While looking at midget porn Coon totally did the Rusty Stephens

by Jack Sanders September 7, 2007

marc stephenson

The hottest, most amazing person ever. However, once you get to know him you'll soon find out his massive collection of bearded dragon porn and his unending desire to pound his students heads into pulp.

That nigga looks like a marc stephenson, I wouldn't trust him...

by Ike Stephenson January 31, 2020

Stephenson

Stephenson is a prophet of the universe. He was sent to the mortal world to lead people into battle against the angels. He is unbeaten and has a striking resemblance to a young Matt Damon. Women hang off his dick, leaving a trail of poon in his wake. He was the cause of the 40 day flood mentioned in the bible. He always wins.

Stephenson Wins.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick has had a smile on her face all day"
Guy 2: "She probably got with Stephenson"

by JasonBourne7 October 15, 2013

Colton Stephens

The nicest and funniest and coolest person around friends and family. Can destroy anyone named Dillon and doesn't hate anyone. The name Colton and Stephens are related to this name. It is essentially the two put together into a final name.

He's such a Colton Stephens

Jack, Colton Stephens doesn't hate you

Martin, Talk to Colton Stephens If your life is down, he'll make it way better.

by taste_my_lightning January 22, 2011