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Sloppy Dallas

It is an oral sex act, blowjob, that the giver does to the receiver while having a mouth full of dip of any varieties.
Cameron is currently giving Eric a sloppy Dallas while he is sitting playing Call Of Duty; Modern Warfare, eating chips, talking sh**, as he excrements himself.
by McNastyIsMcGassy October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A type of blowjob.

The giver must have sauces in his/her/their mouth. Using it like lubricant.
A:You want me to give you some Sloppy Dallas?
B.Hell yeah baby.
by Krasnador October 16, 2020
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When someone is receiving a blow job with the persong giving the blow job has a packed lip of Dip ( Dipping tobacco ). The tobacco ends up all over the person's penis
Hay babe would you like a sloppy Dallas?
No I don't want to clean the dip off of my shaft again
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob where the giver has a mouth full of dip.
Example 1:

Guy 1: She gave me head, but she had a mouth full of Skoal.
Guy 2: Oh man, she gave you a Sloppy Dallas.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Billy Jim offered me a blowjob for some Taco Bell, but he has dip in his mouth.
Guy 2: Ah hell man, that would have been one helluva Sloppy Dallas.
by Eli Witty October 16, 2020
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A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off
"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."
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A blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
by cappuccinello October 16, 2020
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The Sloppy Dallas refers to a blowjob given with a mouthful of dip, common to the rednecks of Texas.
Bro my sister gave the fattest Sloppy Dallas last night. I had Dip spit all over my sheets.
by Bukkaketreat October 16, 2020
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