ammavan syndrome

The thought among middle-aged (or near middle-aged) men that, what they thinks/knows is will/only be the right.

His father is suffering from ammavan syndrome

by klingklong August 11, 2018

BC Syndrome

BC (Broken Cock) syndrome is a genetic disorder mainly found in men who are considered to be pussies. An example of a pussy is a man who rides in the passenger seat of his own car just because he "doesn't feel like driving". It is specifically when your boyfriend cannot perform in the bedroom since his dick hurts every time he gets hard and is too much of a bitch to get it looked at by a doctor.

Fuck, not again Brian, you really need to get your dick checked out in case you have BC syndrome.
Oh no, I hope I don't have BC syndrome... Oh wait, I'm not a bitch so that isn't possible.

by Det. Andrew Jacobs March 09, 2021

wlk syndrome

when someone is either seen as really leng or low key mid by others and there is no in between

i think evan peters is so leng but my friend says he’s mid. he deffo has wlk syndrome

by dumbbitchgal May 10, 2022

Retail Syndrome

When you go out shopping to buy a couple of things but have an urge to buy even more. Generally followed by silly excuses, e.g. I needed one of those, we're running out of them, it was on offer. Women suffer most from it.

Dude 1: I went into fake-mart to buy a pack of smarties, and I walked out with a whole cow!

Dude 2: Dude 1, you've suffered retail syndrome!

by old_chap May 09, 2010

Ben-Syndrome

The face where your eyes are further apart then normal and you just look like a downy

that faggot over there has ben-syndrome. just look at that face

by benisaretard April 09, 2018

Spock Syndrome

a condition in which one has the character of Spock or a full Vulcan and only knows logic instead of accepted social norms and traditions that make no sense.

A man walks into a gym naked and starts working out. Two gym employees walk up to him to confront him.

Gym worker 1: "Hey, what the hell are you doin'? Why aren't you wearing clothes?"

Spock Syndrome Guy: "It isn't logical to wear clothes to the gym. I get all sweaty and only wear them about two hours then they need to be washed again."

Gym Worker 2: "But you have to wear clothes!"

SSG: "Why?"

GW 1: "Because that's the rules!"

SSG: "Why is it a rule?"

GW 1: "It just is!"

SSG: "I do not understand."

GW 2: "Forget it, dude, he's got Spock Syndrome."

GW 1: "What a weirdo! Who uses logic to decide how they live their lives!?"

by ManPoweredTravel May 25, 2012

december syndrome

The process of everything falling to shit during the month of December, due only to the fact that it is December.

I don't know, dude, sounds like december syndrome.

by baconstrrip December 05, 2010