Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 13, 2021

Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER January 04, 2016

utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 December 26, 2017

shit stain shane

An over all Duche terrible friend you DO NOT want a shit stain shane in your life.

I should have never met shit stain shane

by beanerman694200 April 11, 2022

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 02, 2018

Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.

Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain

by Waterbury December 12, 2020

Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

by NamiPants August 12, 2016