per per stains

Stains left behind from a woman on her period

Girl: "I need to change me bedding because there are per per stains on them"
Mom: "Those are the hardest stains to get out"

by bryceee_69 March 27, 2014

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Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

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Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016

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Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

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stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

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