Sam

The most annoying 7th grader on the planet. Thinks he is cool because he skipped 7th grade but he is still a 7th grader. He tries to be cool but he isn't. He usually makes everything sexual. He is, in short, an IDIOT.

Person 1: You suck Sam!
Sam: *moans*
Person 1: Sam is an idiot!

by SuMnEr!! April 23, 2019

Sam

Often lies about their name and is actually called Simon. Fairly intelligent and always knows what they are doing however they are quite submissive and normally lets others take charge

Bloke 1: is he coming out
Bloke 2: no he’s a right sam

by oldfool April 25, 2019

Sam

He's most commonly known to be very good at don't starve together.

sam's cool

by ligma6969696969 July 25, 2019

Sam

Do you want a hug?

Sam you rawr when you hug btw

by Nalu_6288 July 31, 2019

Sam

He is kind sometimes but can be caring but he is also annoying in a good way

Hey Sam how are you
Sam why

Are you good why

Why

by Huriudniu August 6, 2019

sam

a boy or girl who happpens to have a big ass cock

oh fam that boy had a sam

by pee pee man August 10, 2019

Sam

A hippo

go back to the zoo sam no one likes u

by SKSKSKSKANDIOOP August 28, 2019