rebound robert

idk what to tell you go look at mattias snap stories

“rebound robert day 15”

by iceyiz December 19, 2019

Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."

Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"

by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019

Robert Arrak

The MVP of Estonian Ice Hockey team.

Robert arrak lööb täna õhtul taas skoori.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023

Robert Frostitute

Person who shows affection when given books or literature; a gold digger for books

“ I had to break up with that librarian, man. She’s a real Robert Frostitute, and I’m broke from taking her to Barnes and Noble.

by Slaggy D July 14, 2019

The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

caiden Roberts

he tells everybody he’s straight but soon to turn out as gay or bisexual, he is also a very nice boy but can be a thief (takes boys underwear) specifically boys called oscar toft, overall he is a nice boy but sometimes a tad strange

oscar: mum can u see my pants

Oh no maybe caiden Roberts stole them

by I love fag October 24, 2022

Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.

My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.

by MagicPotato January 17, 2017