piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008

Paddle Pass

Passing people on the street or high way in your car with your torso out the window moving your arms in a motion of paddling like you were in canoe, looks like your pushing your car ahead of the guy your passing

Driver: Hey man, paddle pass this old man
Passenger: Yeaah it'll be funny seeing this old guy question what im doing! *paddle passes*

by igotstylee.* September 25, 2009

Peddle zepp

noun: A small one to four man "lighter than air aircraft" that is powered through the use of bicycle peddles.

Professor McPhallus and his assistant rode their peddle zepp to the corner store for a quart of aether, chewing tobacco and a Dr.Pepper.

by Arvis January 22, 2010

piddlepot

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

piddlepuff

A pissy prissy person.

That girl is so easy to piss off, she's so self-centered, that piddlepuff bitch.

by AngelicaBrielle October 22, 2012

puddly duddly

Having sex with a bowel of pudding

My lady wasn't home so I pulled a puddly duddly

by dixie13 November 10, 2015

Piddlewag

A phrase used to insult friends in unprofanitive way when you are near an adult

"Awww Emma why'd you do that, your such a piddlewag

by Masturbation Time September 22, 2016