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ur papa pans

An insult slightly more offensive then ur dad lesbian. Although it is not as offensive as ur granny tranny. This isult should only be used as a last resort if not u could be another ur granny tranny victim.
Robert: ur mum gay
James: no u
Robert: ur dad lesbian

James: ur papa pans

Robert: ur granny tranny

James: *blackhole forms in ass succing James instantly to hell*
by Me. I am always right March 12, 2018
mugGet the ur papa pansmug.

Pan

Person 1: "I'm pan"
Person 2: "Yea I know"
by depressedpacito December 21, 2018
mugGet the Panmug.

Bed Pan

When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.
Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.
by PapasanChair November 9, 2025
mugGet the Bed Panmug.

Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
mugGet the Pan-tardmug.

Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.

Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
mugGet the Pan-Africoonmug.

pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.
Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.
by metawave November 23, 2019
mugGet the pan-contiguitymug.

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
mugGet the Pan the river but I ain't opening a minemug.

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