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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
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Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
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Pan-Africoon

A Black individual who aggressively attributes all aspects of Black identity and history to slavery or Africa, often while subconsciously praising white supremacy. They typically engage in online arguments with Afro-Indigenous American Indians or foundational Black Americans (FBAs), not out of sincere belief, but for validation and brownie points from non-Black groups.

Traits include:
– Dismissing or erasing Black American accomplishments by attributing them to Africa.
– Preaching about self-love while being married to white partners and deflecting critique.
– Promoting the slave ship narrative despite lacking recent African ancestry or tribal ties.
– Ignoring the existence of dark-skinned, curly-haired Indigenous peoples around the world.
– Stirring division within Black communities under the guise of Pan-Africanism.
– Loudly proclaiming “We from Africa!” but never making the move themselves.
– Tapping into performative “unity” while tap dancing for non-Black approval.
– Frequently engaging in CIA chimp chatter: useless debates, distractions, and circular arguments meant to derail Black American discourse and keep the people mentally colonized.
Man I don’t pay attention to Bonnet Boss on TikTok her Filipino ass a Pan-Africoon. Don’t let me get started with Port City, them niggas do everything but move to Africa.
by NIGGoku July 21, 2025
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Pan misio

A God,

288912729 yo anime girl,

cat dog bear wtf is that,

was stolen by user @theurhara36

speaks polish and 82649263 more languages

Pan misio is cute

Can’t cook
X:Who is ur fav youtuber
Y: Pan Misio!

X: simp
by ariass November 21, 2021
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pan-apeirotheism

A quintion continuum of infinite self-gods.

Pan-meta-panentheism.
Panentheism introduces the concept of a self-God in contrast to the God-self (monotheism) which derives from the human conception of the individual self.

Apeirotheism schematizes an infinite number of god-selves.

Pan-apeirotheism or meta-apeirotheism self-referentializes the two ideas to delineate an infinite number of SELF-gods.
by tomorrowtomorrow December 25, 2018
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pan-contiguity

The idea that reality has surface-area.
Pan-contiguity says that reality has a surface area of 1-taU.

One-tau is God.
by metawave November 23, 2019
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Alabama Hot Pan

when you open the asshole and you take a turd right in the middle and have anal sex with the girl after that.
Last night I made a great Alabama HOT pan with Tiffany...
by thefactdude April 20, 2017
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