utter wank stain

The worst sort of cunt. Someone who acts like a dick all the time.

That guy rick is an utter wank stain.

by Sheggles2point0 April 22, 2018

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

Statefarm Shit Stain

A shit stain so dense that even your insurance provider couldn't cover it.

Chadley: Yo man I need some help, my suit's got a statefarm shit stain!
Basil: If there isn't anything Statefarm can do, I can't help!
Chadley: It's fuckin' everywhere man...

by xxxxxxxeeeexxxxx September 3, 2019

Cinderella shit stain

When you are at a party and see a random person's dirty undies on the floor. You then match them up to whomever isn't wearing any and "If the shoe fits", You have a Cinderella shit stain.

"People were so wasted at the party last night. Becky even left a Cinderella shit stain."

by DESERTxSPIDER April 15, 2016

shit stain shane

An over all Duche terrible friend you DO NOT want a shit stain shane in your life.

I should have never met shit stain shane

by beanerman694200 April 11, 2022

stained pants defence

A great way to get out of a traffic offence, particularly if accused of using a mobile phone while driving.

Simon: How the hell did he get away with using his phone with a police car right next to him?
Dave: He used the stained pants defence.
Simon: oh I see! That never fails.

by existangst February 2, 2018

poo stain warrior

1. a general asshole that loves nothing more than to piss you off.
2. a guy/gal that totally reeks of shit, constantly.

1. "shut the fuck up yo upoo stain warrior"

2. "dude, you fucking stink! have you joined the poo stain warriors or what?"

by ducky3010 August 2, 2006