An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.
Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?
by J.B Bravo June 20, 2022
When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken
My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021
*gets rejected again and again*
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
by Mistingrain06 January 31, 2023
Bitchs fappin to bob the builder fuckin ass dam son like shit bitch like luigi looks better like shit or how about peter pan from Peter Pan and the Pirates shit
by ChefPardiniRostinYourAssBitLul November 24, 2018
Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it
will destroy my ingenuity.
will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 20, 2019
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
by ion know what that is May 08, 2022