purple mississippi

A code word between Violet, Cassidy, and Mckenzie for their period. They also have a code word for bathroom, it's called Texas
Hey Cassidy I'm riding a boat on the Purple Mississippi. But I have to travel to Texas before I can go to our next class.
by Middle name is Marie March 20, 2016
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Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.
by blind mullet April 02, 2024
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Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.
In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.
by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020
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Mississippi Southpaw

the act of getting anally fingered in a shitty ass whilst behind an Arby's.
Person 1: Hey how did your date go with Jessica?
Person 2: It was great, until I found out all she wanted was a Mississippi Southpaw.
by IbuprofenMuncher January 23, 2025
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Mississippi Meat-Cup

6 dudes stand around a shot glass and who ever cant fit the tip of their dick in the shot glass moves on to the next round. You work your way up to a red solo cup and whoever wins is crowned the king of Mississippi.
Girl 1:Oh my gosh! I heard he has an absolute meat hanger

Girl 2: How do you know that?

Girl 1: How haven't you heard he beat dequan'dre in the Mississippi Meat-Cup

Girl 2: So he must have an absolute elephant trunk
by largermouthbass October 28, 2021
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Mississippi blood hound

Like the Mississippi mud hound except banging McCarthy’s mother in her period vagina smearing it on the pillow and shoving her face in it
I gave your mother a Mississippi blood hound before flipping her over and giving her the Mississippi mud hound
by McCarthy’s mothers lover November 27, 2021
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Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.
"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."
by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013
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