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mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together
Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!
by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
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Mississippi Milk Run

Having sex with multiple women in different towns consecutively in the state of Mississippi. Usually within a 24 hour stretch.
Hey Chaz, I just did the Mississippi milk run. You should of seen the chick from Tuscaloosa.
by Big Daddy 420/69 April 9, 2023
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Mississippi Brick House

An abnormally dense casserole dish of baked spaghetti
“One block of the Mississippi Brick House, and you’re set for a week”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated.
by Janzlife April 23, 2023
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Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!
by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023
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Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.
you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!
by blind mullet April 2, 2024
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