lauren iroas

a cooked redhead cop who's only reason for living is baseball and anime

person A: "hey! have you heard of Lauren Iroas?"
person B: "oh, the cool redhead cop?? yes!"

by yaminonimo September 18, 2022

Jay and lauren

Jay and Lauren are a weird couple they bully each other but they just play and that's how they show their love for each other

Jay and Lauren are the cutest couple

by Ykykkykykykyk.its.lauren May 5, 2021

lauren who?

Lauren who? Sorry I’ve only heard of Loren Gray , also known as a queen

Lauren who? Who is that bitch I’ve only heard of Loren

by Kween Jiggly May 29, 2018

Pull a Lauren

The act of sucking a fart out of someone’s ass

Damn, my girl came over just to pull a Lauren on me.
It was the best one she’s ever done

by Lil BamBam March 1, 2019

John Laurens

the gayest turtle you'll ever meet

teacher: lets learn about John Laurens

me: IM JOHN LAURENS IN THE PLACE TO BE TO PINTS OF SAM ADAMS BUT IM WORKIN ON THREE THOSE RED COATS DONT WANT IT WIT ME OR ILL POP CHICKA POP THESE COPS TILL IM FREE

by Hamiltrash<3 September 24, 2020

Lauren Dream

A dream in which the dreamer commits gruesome murder of friends/loved ones. Lauren Dreams are common amongst seemingly innocent people with hidden psychotic thoughts and tendencies. The term was coined by Dr. Lauren whose dream journal cataloged a series of murderous episodes involving friends, roommates, and parents. Dr. Lauren admits that her dream journal inspired her actions of dressing up as a clown, sacrificing 4 chickens, and killing two innocent, paraplegic children at the local Chucky Cheese. She then proceeded to lead police on a three-state chase where she was apprehended by police and later transferred to Arkham Asylum.

It is often said that Ted Bundy's actions were inspired by a Lauren Dream.

by Dr. Lauren March 18, 2021

Lauren K. A.

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl that you think of all the time and wish she was with you. The one that can put you either in the best mood of your life, or the worst mood you could even imagine. The one girl that you would do anything for, even if that means forgetting as best as you can, your love for her, even as hard and as much pain you'll be in after. The girl that you'll wait for, as long as your love isn't played with.

"Dude, why don't you ask her out?"
"She's Lauren K. A."
"And? She likes you"
"I can wait"
"no, you can't dude!"
"I'll do anything for her, so I will."

by IloveU August 12, 2012