Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
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Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'
Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan
When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven
Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin'
On him if he don't have tits
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole
Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs
Blow up my guts like the 4th of July
If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry
Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'
Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan
When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing
Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'
He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'
Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby
That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven
Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC
Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston
Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby
My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin'
On him if he don't have tits
I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs
They blow my guts like the 4th of July
If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry
There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole
Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso
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Get the Lincoln mug.Initially starting off as a perverted sex act pioneered by the Dukes of Lincoln, it is when a man crumbles mentos into his urethra and dips his junk in cola. It can be used for self-defence by directing the frothing sticky ribbons towards an enemy’s eyes or mouth and is also an effective treatment for Thrush.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
Not to be confused with the Fizzy Felcher.
“Wow did you hear about Clive? His girlfriend attacked him so he did The Fizzy Lincoln and blinded her. Cured her Thrush too!”
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